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Vacation Vignettes
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special target of an older worker.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" the older worker said.
"I'll bet a week's wages that I can push something in that wheelbarrow, all the way over to that building, and you won't be able to push it back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Sign on office wall:
Everyone brings joy to this office.
Some when they enter, and others when they leave!
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
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