PUNTA
CANA: A Beach Lover’s Paradise!
Punta Cana
has everything you are looking for in a vacation!
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TAHITI
& French Polynesia: Venture beyond the ordinary on the escape of a lifetime, to places you've seen only in your dreams, such as the beautiful South Pacific island of Tahiti.
Here's your opportunity to enjoy one-of-a-kind vacations that go beyond the ordinary, offering those special touches that make memories! Click here for a select group of escapes with something extra special, something anyone who loves to travel would want--a genuinely unique, creatively packaged vacation experience at an attractive price. Distinctive departures feature concierge hosts and offer added-value amenities and exclusive excursions that are not available to other passengers.
Vacation Vignettes
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.
After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The sign says, "Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been poisoned."
The farmer goes to inspect his field the next morning and finds a new sign that says, "Warning, now two of the watermelons in this field have been poisoned."
